UP Quotes
I was fighting the urge to post these in fear of earning criticism from the readers of this blog, if any. But what the hell, it’s my blog and just took the liberty to proceed…
When I visited Amor’s blog, I saw her post a quotable quote from UP Professors. Finding it quite amusing, I went on to visit the site she has linked on her page. Thus, I have decided to compile various quotes from various UP professors that in one way or another I found funny or relatable. Some might find these quotes obscene; others might find it sarcastic, but for those belonging to the UP community, it is something that we could all laugh together at.
*”The aim of policy is to invoke action! Because action speaks louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enter me!” -Dr. Alfonso Pacquing
*”Class, next week na lang yung result sa exam niyo. I am having a hard time checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it. Class, don’t worry about your grade. Let me worry about it.” – Sir de Jesus (Envi Sci1)
*”Ma’am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds… (silence)
Ma’am: Actually, we can.
Class: Weh… sample.
Ma’am: Right now, you think that I’m bluffing. – Ms. Billedo (Psych)
*”Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5 and it felt GOOD!!!” – Prof. Goldie (Comm3)
*”Try everything once except incest.” – Sir Eliserio (CW)
*”I do not know many. I know enough just to teach my classes.” – Dr. David
*”Running for summa ka? Mapapagod ka lang.” – Unknown
*”Domestication of the human male is one of the greatest achievement of the human race.” – Dr. David
*”Birds of the same feather FLOCK together…don’t forget the L.” – SocSci1 Prof
*”Do not memorize! Analyze!” – Dr. Nic, advising her students never to memorize reaction mechanisms
*”Oh, this is good. It’s poetic because it’s perfectly stupid.” – Prof. Ricky de Ungria, UP Mindanao former chancellor
*”It’s okay to smoke inside my class. As long as you don’t breathe it out.” – Dr. Obsioma, BioDiversity Class, UP Mindanao
